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Confessions of a Vampire-Book SlutI am Leslie Ormandy, and I confess: I am a vampire-book slut. My first vampire-book relationship was with Bill Compton. He was handsome, gentlemanly, mysterious, and took his time courting me. I enjoyed every minute I spent with him in my arms with his hard-back clasped firmly between my hands. Yes, I knew about his relationships with other women. I knew that even while he was in bed with me, a part of him was enjoying a relationship with someone else. He was indiscriminate and would never be solely mine. Eventually the last page of our relationship was reached, and I had to move on. I had needs. I hated going to bed without someone to entertain me. My next vampire-book relationship was with Jean Claude. He was masterful, powerful, in control. And the sex was hot, steamy, overpowering. Our liaison lasted longer than the relationship with Bill. But again I had to share him. Gradually I heard other women talking about him. Saw his name mentioned in Blogs, on Facebook, on Twitter. I had to listen to other women talk about the pleasure he gave them, and they many – odd – places they took him to: beaches, Dr’s offices, even the DMV. But even then I remained faithful, unwilling to give up the bliss he provided. Then one day the last page of our relationship was reached, and I knew I needed to turn over a new leaf. I then began a series of short serial relationships. One book stands you would term them. Oh, I crawled into bed with them whenever they appeared on my doorstep, and they gratified my need for romance, sex, blood, and vicarious adventure, but often my favorites would appear only every other year; then several would appear at the same time, and I would have to chose which one to buy first. Yes, by then I was willing to shell out my hard-earned cash, the product of my labor, in order to take one of my favorites to bed. Even; occasionally, I would take a new vampire to bed to enjoy when I tired of my favorites. I was becoming a vampire-book slut. Yes, I know this is a support group for vampire-book sluts and all, and if there ever was a vampire-book slut it is me. Who better to steer you to the best and most pleasurable vampire-book experiences. In immortal words: “let me…entertain you!”
There is nothing quite as frustrating as just having one -- (vampires are so much more pleasurable in multiples!). So here are some suggestions for serial vampires, and note that these are extremely non-serious vampires, they are for your fun and pleasure only!
Serial Vampires for Fun and Pleasure
Sometimes a girl just craves something a bit different. Something a bit less sparkly and more bloody. The following suggestions will take you places you only want to read about (if you would want to actually live within those worlds, keep it to yourself, please).
Novels About Evil Vampires!
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro's vampire hero Count Saint-Germain has starred in twenty-seven novels in which his travels and travails are told in historically quite accurate stories. The newest, Burning Shadows published December 8th, 09! In honor, Tor publications is offering a free copy through Yarbro's interview as a guest on Patricia's Vampire Notes blog. Even if you enter too late to get a chance at the free copy, the Blog makes interesting reading, and is a good page to bookmark.
Chelsea Quinn Yarbro's Interview on Patricia's Vampire Notes Blog
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